richard siken was writing insane lines of poetry that shaped a generation of young people while yall were still reading rupi kaur. and you throw him out of the tumblr poetry tournament on the first round ? jail for tumblr ! jail for tumblr for a thousand years !
the sound of an orchestra tuning up makes me go crazyinsane it makes me start thinking about the eventual heat death of the universe and how someday somewhere an orchestra is going to tune up for the very last time. ever. and then the sun will swallow the earth & turn into a white dwarf & all the stars will go out & meanwhile a gazillion light years away sentient life will be evolving from silicon. and maybe they will have orchestras also
I’m Sorry but I think I’m better then every TBoy who figured it out from being a fujoshi. every TransGuy who went through a yaoi phase to realize they themselves were a little gayboy is such a freak… probably in a discord relationship with a fake pansexual man.. they all have some sort of hentai addiction… having weird elf sex over the internet… the derangement is deep and it starts with mangago dojunshi.
blocked someone for saying ‘aww your 20s arent that bad at least you get your own apartment’ this is a safe space for all of us that are suffering w our parents at 25
every day I get on here and see some post going “do not make an account on ZYLPPHONE, the hot new social media! it turns out making an account gives the creators (who are nazis) instant access to your bank account and also causes your pets to explode!” and this is all very baffling to me because I cannot believe anyone is actually fucking around with new social media platforms that shit sounds exhausting. if tumblr ever gives up and goes all the way under I will simply turn into a crab and go back to the sea you will not be finding my on zylophone
meetcute idea: your packer slides down your pant leg and falls out and you’re mortified as hell but a guy picks it up and puts it in his pants instead and runs away reallyfast so you have to chase after him and get ur oenis back
i need some of y'all to consider that maybe the reason you’re celebrated, welcomed, and prioritized in trans spaces isn’t bc you’re trans masc but bc you’re white, thin, and conventionally attractive.
